Rules of the Road (or else in the student parking lot at 3:15)


  1. Remember that you are the #1 priority; feel free to cut anyone off and use your inherent superiority as an excuse for doing so

  2. Treat pedestrians the same you would speedbumps: briefly decelerate and hope they don’t hurt your car

  3. See that curb? It’s actually a challenge; drive straight over it to cut to the front of the line

  4. Keep the nose of your car roughly 2-5 inches behind the car in front of you, the closer the better

  5. The gold lines in the parking lot and daily announcements don’t mean anything; the Marching Band loves it when you abandon your car there

But in all seriousness, please leave the parking lot in one piece and remember that a little common courtesy goes a long way.

Photo by Jake Tubesing

The mission of the Legend is to report news responsibly, encourage innovation and creativity in newspapers, enhance close interaction of students, faculty, staff, and administration, and publish truthful articles to spark positive discussion and personal thought.

Contact us at thelakesidelegend@gmail.com 

3801 Briarcliff Road Atlanta, GA 30345